A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child should be in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes out... Whose Pepsi is it... the machine's or mine?"
Why people on onesite just built their site and group if they dont want to equip that and write in that and use that I cant understand why they do not continue their work?
pls gimme answer of my this queery ................
The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything and the book is titled: "What Woman Want!"
• A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
• Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime. Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
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Today 1 ppl said me that her cosin is very depress and anxious I asked why then he told me that she thinks that she heard some noises and she said that they are of some spirits. She said she can hear spirits voice but their parrents dont heard her and put her in mental hospital.
SO I was thinking I believe in all these but ppl are really believe in shuch stuffs?
Is any spirits or ghosts survive?If yes please share ur any incident or stories.It is so much intresting topic as I think.